~ UnderGrounD NeTworK ~ You Need A Hand? We've Got Two.~

Believe it or not - Woman has Man in it: Mrs. has Mr . in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women! Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman.... Why? BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME... Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist and... When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy. ...

...thanks to Rox